I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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