she sounds like chewbacca in bed
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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