i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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