Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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