It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Randomize
