The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
