Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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