there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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