Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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