# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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