There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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