Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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