a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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