so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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