Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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