hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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