I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I could make wine with my vomit
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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