Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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