so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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