Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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