that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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