She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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