I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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