Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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