ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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