I think scott just propositioned me for sex
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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