Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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