Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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