Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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