my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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