i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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