D3 body, D1 cock
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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