hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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