Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Randomize
