I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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