Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
