Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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