they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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