So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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