so that wasnt chicken after all
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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