come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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