Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
