I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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