So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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