Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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