I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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