I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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