New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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