Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Soap is not a condiment
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
worst night to have a conscience
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
two words: eviction party
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
