he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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