And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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