your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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