The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We had to coat check the pizza.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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