i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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