So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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